Question 1 of 6:

What is your current skill level?

Total Newbie
Beginner
Intermediate
Advanced

Great News...

We Specialize in Total Newbies!

 So if even you've never learned a single word before, you'll feel right at home on Day 1.

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Question 2 of 6:

Which language are you most interested in currently?

French
Spanish
German
Italian
Portuguese
Russian
Japanese
Korean
Mandarin
Other

 Surprise!... We don't even make you choose. 

Just have them all!

When you sign up today, you'll get full access to ALL 9 languages for the price of just 1. 

Pretty sweet huh? 

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Question 3 of 6:

Do you prefer learning from creepy AI robots?

Or real, native, local, (human) speakers?

Real humans please! That AI stuff scares the hell out of me.
I don't like other humans. I wish I could just get an AI girlfriend already.

We Use Real, Native, Human Speakers (Absolutely No AI... Ever)

 Honestly that AI stuff scares the hell out of us too.  

Seriously, it's creepy... right?

Good news: Our translators will never have to say:

"They took 'er jobs!"

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Question 4 of 6:

Would you rather learn "on-the-go"? 

Or be forced to stare at an app? 

Seriously? It would be SOOO awesome if I could learn while doing other things.
No, I think my life would be better if I spent more time staring at my phone like a zombie.

Learn While Driving, Cooking, Cleaning, Working-Out, or Going for a Walk!

 With our "audio-only" method, you can learn no matter how busy you are, because it won't take a single extra second out of your day!

Are you getting this?  

Can you imagine how easy that would be?

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Question 5 of 6:

Who would you rather learn from:

"Language Experts?"

or

"Travel Experts?"

Well obviously I'd rather learn from people who actually travel. That would be amazing.
I'd rather learn from a 38-year old virgin with 3 masters degrees, working in a corporate office, living with mom

Designed (in part) by an Infamous World-Traveling Dating Coach

 Why did we ask for his help? Because...

He spent years traveling from one country to the next, making friends, finding new adventures, dating beautiful women, and building a network of awesome people from around the globe.  

Could you dream of a better teacher?

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Question 6 of 6:

 Which of THESE two guys would you rather be?

GUY #1: Who quickly learns a few hundred words, and uses them to start fun, flirty conversations, go on dates, and make cool friends.
GUY#2: Who spends years learning thousands of words, but can't even say hello to a girl at a party.

Learn Fewer Words.  Get More Results.

 THE TRUTH: Nobody really cares about learning new words.  More words just means more work for you.  

Our aim is to get you insane "almost unbelievable" results in as few words as possible.

Does that sound good to you?

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Just one more thing...

How did you hear about Foreign Hellos?

Television
Radio
Google
Facebook/Instagram
Family/Friends
Other

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